Last night I was lying in bed and COULD NOT fall asleep (my husband def didn't have that problem, I could tell he was asleep by his SNORING)...
And if you were wondering...NO, I did not dream of decapitating "Grey the hitchhiker"...although I really should have for pay back purposes!
Finally I just had enough of it and left the room and got in my "reading" chair. I had no idea what I was doing because I HAVE NOTHING GOOD TO READ right now...
until....
I glanced at the coffee table where low and behold I saw "Twilight"....this was my thought process:
"Andee, Twilight is sitting right over there...why don't you just pick it up and read it for the 4th time?"
"No, You've read it 4 times, why would you really want to read it again?"
"You know you want to, it's like a drug to you bwahahahah!"
"Andee, don't do it what if this 4th time makes a difference and start getting *cringe* tired of it?"
"Are you kidding? You could never get "TIRED" of Twilight!"
So I picked it up anyway and read the whole first chapter...
And got completely hooked AGAIN!
I wonder how long this will go on? What do you think?
Wow. I read it at least 2938792374 times (slight exaggeration) but the thought of reading it again doesn't appeal to me. Worst fan ever.
ReplyDelete*bows to Andee's greatness*
I'm glad to see you're still alive. ; )
Check back with her on Monday. I'm going to her house this weekend.
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ReplyDeleteSorry...I ,Andee, removed my own first post....you'll see why..
You totally should have checked the blog around 4:00 yesterday because Grey had to actually call me and tell me...."Andee you do realize you put your "real name" on the blog post, right?"...I just said "Oh, shit!, I guess you could def tell I was telling the truth about my insane head dialogue" Whew! I edited it immediatley!:)
Damit! I did it again!
Andee
P.S. Grey...I bet I could decapitate you first...Don't forget I was your base in Varsity Cheerleading and I've still gots some skills...and you're still boney as hell haha!Loves u!
Oooh. I coulda known all the secrets to the universe! Damn work. ;)
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny...I seem to remember always being on top of you during cheerleading. Not in a sexual way, but more like you always saving my freaking life every time someone dropped me. That is love, man.
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