Phoning this one in, guys

Andee has abandoned me today. She audits state community colleges, and is at a conference this afternoon. So I am alone.

And idea-less.

That doesn't happen too very often. Usually, there is no end to the absolute insane randomness in my brain. I can almost see Twilight EVERYWHERE, (it doesn't hurt that it actually is almost everywhere anyway...) like that time early on in my Twilight "career" that I wandered into Bath and Body Works and found their Twilight Woods collection, which smelled kind of strong, but would make a perfect seduction fragrance for that certain undead someone in your life. Or that time I was on People of Wal-Mart, and in the midst of looking at a picture of the most AWESOME rat tail I had ever seen, I realized the guy was standing near the posters, and the only poster visible was one of Edward Cullen.

Most of my ideas are freaking crazy. Some of them only I understand. But a few ideas are ok, and Andee helps me get them ready to go.

But today, without my Andee, I am losted. So I'm phoning this one in by showing you some of my favorite Twilight-themed LOLs from ROFLRAZZI. I go there every day and from there you can also check out LOLcats, LOLdogs, Graph Jam, Fail Blog, and Failbooking (which is freaking fabulous, but I can't view at work anymore. Sad face.) I bet most of the readers do too, so if you've seen these, well....here's an oldie-but-a-goodie, as they say on local country radio stations.

Or I guess they say that. I don't know, because I don't listen to country music.

*Note to everyone: Obviously, some of the people who made these really don't like Twilight. But they are funny. I can like Twilight and still be able to poke fun at it once in a while.*

Two takes on the same shot:

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Thanks for letting me goof off today, guys.

Grey