To Eclipe's credit, this blurry image is the very first thing that popped up when Google image searching the word "eclipse". Good work on surpassing the popularity of the naturally occuring phenomenom that has haunted mankind for ages and also that Mitsubishi car that I used to want when I was 16.
This is it---tonight is the night we finally get to lay eyes on Eclipse! It feels just like Christmas Eve, where you know that in just a few hours something AMAZING will arrive!!!! (Jesus? Santa? Eward?) As of right now, the very second this sentence is being typed, we have only....wait.....there's a spider!!! Hold on, I have to go get a newspaper and kill it. Ok, I'm back.....CRAP, the spider is gone. Great, now there's a killer spider hiding somewhere in my
Now, where was I?
Oh yeah, at this exact second we have 8 hours until we get to see Eclipse!!!!!! Our plan is to meet up at the movie theater at 6pm,
Oh yeah, and TWEET YOU GUYS THE WHOLE TIME. Duh.
One more thing....I need to add Kill Killer Spider to the game plan. And I need it to go at the very beginning.
ECLIPSE IS HERE!