Friday, February 19, 2010

We're so sorry about this post. Don't feel obligated to read it.

Today, it's Andee's turn to get her hair done, so I will be handling the blog post for this fantastic Friday. Which is good for Andee.......bad for you.

Why? Because I have nothing to write about today. So....yeah. A blog about not having anything to blog about. I'm going to totally pull a Craig Ferguson and let you all know that this whole blogging thing is really heading downhill. And Andee leaves me to save it while she gets sun kissed highlights and a trim?

In the words of the great Billy Burke playing that iconic dad, Charlie Swan: "Good luck with that."

Today's theory is that I will just leave the Blogger window open and as random shiz pops into my head, I will post it for you. Unfiltered. Uncensored. Probably unfunny. But we'll see.

  • My sock drawer. It's pretty random.
  • KStew at The Yellow Handkerchief premier.

I am like 6 years older than this girl and I am afraid of her. DO YOU SEE THAT FACE? KStew is not impressed with you.

Stew is beautiful. The mullet is still growing out nicely. For the record, I never really cared about Stew cutting her hair, I just like to be able to say "mullet" without having to say "Wal-Mart." I've been picking up some Tweety phrases, and I believe this was considered "epic bitchface." I agree.
  • "Handkerchief" is a very strange-looking word. It comes from the word "kerchief" which basically means bandana. Like this:

Eminem and his kerchief.

So a handkerchief is like a bandana for your hand. LIKE A HANDANA. Yes. Handanas are awesome.

  • On the subject of Kristen, I had a thought in the car about her getting it on with Rob. I think her seduction methods would be similar to that "Blah Blah Blah" song by Kesha. I'm totally not comparing her to Kesha, but I have this mental image of Stew telling Rob to shut up so she could make out with him. "Zip your lip like a padlock, and meet me in the back with the Jack at the jukbox, I don't care where you live at, just turn around boy, let me hit that, don't be a little bitch with your chit chat, just show me where the d*cks at...."

  • I blurred d*ck because I thought it was dirtier than bitch. Yes, I can type erection and penis, but d*ck gets the astrik treatment. Hey, these are random, after all, and this is my blog. Put d*ck on your own blog. Heck, put multiple d*cks ALL OVER your blog. I don't care.

  • Just discovered @shitmydadsays. Wow.

  • Andee is probably going to have a talk with me about the last two comments. She has such a hard time trying to keep me classy.

  • Remember Me trailer in Russian. I had no idea this was a spy movie.

"Secret formula? What secr......Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhh. Secret formula. Yes, I have the secret formula. But you'll have to seduce it out of me..."


  1. I have a theory that cock is a less dirty word than d*ck.

    You have made me want to edit my comments. How strange. The thought never occurred to me before...

    Stew is a total dom. All those fanfics are LIES!

  2. PS. Does eminem have a tattoo around his belly button?

    Does he realize how unbadass that is?

  3. NO! Don't change yourself for someone else! If they don't appreciate the fact that you like to say cock instead of dick in your comments, then they don't deserve you. And we love and appreciate you, so please....continue to leave us your wonderful comments AS THEY ARE. As much cock as you want is fine with us.

    That may just be the biggest "That's what she said" EVER.

    Thank you so much for pointing out to me that Eminem has a belly button tattoo. Does it look like the sun to you? Cause I want to believe that it is the sun. Rays of sunlight radiating from his belly button.

  4. Awwww... I have never had someone tell me I can have as much cock as I want. That is the sweetest thing ever! Muah!

    Also, I tweeted you a link to a pic of Eminem's belly button. I take back all my comments about him being unbadass and request that Mr. Mathers please not kill me in my sleep.