Today, it's Andee's turn to get her hair done, so I will be handling the blog post for this fantastic Friday. Which is good for Andee.......bad for you.
Why? Because I have nothing to write about today. So....yeah. A blog about not having anything to blog about. I'm going to totally pull a Craig Ferguson and let you all know that this whole blogging thing is really heading downhill. And Andee leaves me to save it while she gets sun kissed highlights and a trim?
In the words of the great Billy Burke playing that iconic dad, Charlie Swan: "Good luck with that."
Today's theory is that I will just leave the Blogger window open and as random shiz pops into my head, I will post it for you. Unfiltered. Uncensored. Probably unfunny. But we'll see.
- My sock drawer. It's pretty random.
KStew at The Yellow Handkerchief premier.
I am like 6 years older than this girl and I am afraid of her. DO YOU SEE THAT FACE? KStew is not impressed with you.
Stew is beautiful. The mullet is still growing out nicely. For the record, I never really cared about Stew cutting her hair, I just like to be able to say "mullet" without having to say "Wal-Mart." I've been picking up some Tweety phrases, and I believe this was considered "epic bitchface." I agree.
- "Handkerchief" is a very strange-looking word. It comes from the word "kerchief" which basically means bandana. Like this:
Eminem and his kerchief.
So a handkerchief is like a bandana for your hand. LIKE A HANDANA. Yes. Handanas are awesome.
- On the subject of Kristen, I had a thought in the car about her getting it on with Rob. I think her seduction methods would be similar to that "Blah Blah Blah" song by Kesha. I'm totally not comparing her to Kesha, but I have this mental image of Stew telling Rob to shut up so she could make out with him. "Zip your lip like a padlock, and meet me in the back with the Jack at the jukbox, I don't care where you live at, just turn around boy, let me hit that, don't be a little bitch with your chit chat, just show me where the d*cks at...."
- I blurred d*ck because I thought it was dirtier than bitch. Yes, I can type erection and penis, but d*ck gets the astrik treatment. Hey, these are random, after all, and this is my blog. Put d*ck on your own blog. Heck, put multiple d*cks ALL OVER your blog. I don't care.
- Just discovered @shitmydadsays. Wow.
- Andee is probably going to have a talk with me about the last two comments. She has such a hard time trying to keep me classy.
- Remember Me trailer in Russian. I had no idea this was a spy movie. http://www.youtube.com/watch#playnext=1&playnext_from=TL&videos=US5O1-j1bGs&v=CJADvUYwIJs
"Secret formula? What secr......Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhh. Secret formula. Yes, I have the secret formula. But you'll have to seduce it out of me..."