Second only to Mr. Wolfhowl himself, Alex Meraz.
Bronson is freaking awesome, y'all. He's adorable, hilari........What? Wait, what did you say, Andee?....................What do you mean, he dropped out? He's not coming to The Official Twilight Convention in Atlanta on March 5th, 6th, and 7th?........................Oh, I get it. You're joking with me. You're being funny..............................No?
Son of a b*tch.
He's not coming. That mangy little MUTT PUPPY isn't coming to Atlanta. To quote Pam Beasley from The Office: "Oh, it's on. It is so on."
Ohhh, no. Don't try that "show a lil bare shoulder" sexy thing with me. I'm mad.
We were totally ready to overlook your faults, Bronson Pelletier. But now that you have decided NOT to show up at Twi Con in Atlanta, we don't feel that we should. After all, you broke your promise to us--the promise to provide us with endless entertainment and maybe a little harmless flirting. But what's the point? You broke our hearts, and payback is....well, ironically enough, the name of a female dog.
Bam! Hit you with that embarrassing head shot of your youth. I play dirty.
Please observe this interview with the Wolf Pack during the New Moon press junket.
After watching this and other press videos, Andee and I discovered that Bronson is usually very, very stimulated. Like highly over-caffinated. I know that it's the first time he's doing something in the Hollywood big league, but his over-excitement is borderline annoying. Actually, it's totally annoying. He's like that kid who wants to hang out with the cool crowd, and the whole class is going on a field trip, and the cool kids get to sit in the back, and he has to sit maybe more in the middle, and so he spends the entire bus ride turned backwards in his seat, trying desperately to be a part of what's going on in the back. And, well, now that I've written that, I kind of feel sorry for him. I mean, I hated when a kid tried to get into the "cool crowd" because they usually didn't want him, and his feelings got hurt. Nobody wants kids to have to go through that.
"Hahahaha....that was so funny. Wait, what did you say? Can you say that again, guys? Guys?"
But Bronson is not a child. Bronson is an annoying, over stimulated young adult, so I'm over it. Oh, AND he's a clapper. You know, those people who, when something is funny or amazing, they clap. For example:
"Oh my gah, *clap clap* that is so freaking hilarious! *clap clap*"
P.P.S. I am also a clapper, so I'm not sure why I made fun of Bronson doing it. Must be the socks thing.