Thursday, January 20, 2011

Just a word of warning, Bella and Edward...

I know that sex is awesome and fun and feels good and leads to really hot pictures like this...

(which, by the way, you should be more careful about who you let on your computer. I mean, if MY sex pics ended up plastered all over the internet, i'd be SO EMBARRASSED. Well, maybe not if i looked like you two...)

 ....but sex--no matter how fun and good feeling and really hot--can cause THIS:

...and all the fun things that go along with it, that I won't even mention in a blog post, because it would TOTALLY gross Grey out! However, I am pregnant with a regular baby, not a half vampire/half human hybrid with razor sharp teeth that it's going to use to tear it's way out of my uterus...THANK GOD!!!


  1. Oh, you're so cute!

    Thank you for not calling your baby a nudger.

    I almost tried to make a joke just now about Auntie Grey imprinting on your baby boy, but then I realized it's never going to be funny. So I punched myself in the face for you.

  2. When you have to go and use a word like "uterus", it's never going to be funny either.


  3. Awww... Cute prego lady!

    I am also anti-nudger so... Thanks for not saying that.