tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post5786681408523728557..comments2023-03-30T08:53:15.616-07:00Comments on Welcome To Forks, Y'all!: It was a Sign...like a giant fork in the sky.Andee and Greyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17387640350636628141noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-16274893039024295872010-04-21T08:07:03.561-07:002010-04-21T08:07:03.561-07:00So, I work at Pier One and got a pretty good laugh...So, I work at Pier One and got a pretty good laugh when I saw you with the giant fork! I always think it looks like a fork for a giant. I have never made the Twilight connection, but now I am sure that is all I will think of when I see it hanging in the store!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06550411195755468166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-25429748997880358672010-04-16T08:01:17.562-07:002010-04-16T08:01:17.562-07:00Oh, and P.S. Thank you for the love. I love you gu...Oh, and P.S. Thank you for the love. I love you guys. Andee loves you guys. WE BOTH TOGETHER LOVE YOU GUYS.<br /><br />Did you ever know that y'all are my hero????<br /><br />GreyAndee and Greyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17387640350636628141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-71747804564250353982010-04-16T07:59:34.393-07:002010-04-16T07:59:34.393-07:00The Mayo Jar is now overflowing...well, as much as...The Mayo Jar is now overflowing...well, as much as mayo can "flow", I guess. Which is probably not very much. It just kinda sits there in a lump. <br /><br />Poke your eye out? I think that fork could impale your freakin' head. Sadly, I did *not* buy it. It was $60, and the future hubster would not approve. Unless I buy it for the new house. *Begins making plans to spike future hubster's Coke with some sort of psychedelic narcotic before taking him to Pier 1 and convincing him that said fork is just a regular sized fork, like this: "What the hell are you talking about? No, that is not a giant fork, you dumbass. What are you on? Dude, listen, we need forks, ok? Forks to eat with. Do you like this fork? WHAT THE HELL, BRANDO, IT'S NOT AS TALL AS I AM! Yes, I swear. IT'S A REGULAR SIZED FORK. Yes. Do you like it? Why are you sweating? DO YOU LIKE THE FORK, BRANDO? Ok, great, I'm going to get it.*Andee and Greyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17387640350636628141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-35687986435882175192010-04-15T22:53:10.106-07:002010-04-15T22:53:10.106-07:00Yay! Haha there's this box of plastic forks i...Yay! Haha there's this box of plastic forks in our garage that we use for picnics or whatever, and everytime I'm in there and I see "FORKS" out of the corner of my eye, my stomach does a little flip for joy. It's so sad/awesome at the same time. The littlest things remind me of Twilight, and while some people may see that as being rather tragic, I choose to just accept it. Twilight is our escape from bills and other adult crap, and that's why it's so awesome! So keep on writing, because I totally love reading!lovethesefriesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-82669000803015442092010-04-15T21:54:53.062-07:002010-04-15T21:54:53.062-07:00THAT is a big-ass fork. I hope you bought it!
--...THAT is a big-ass fork. I hope you bought it!<br /><br />--LPBUnknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04411737172971074376noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-71608961104739277662010-04-15T21:43:16.969-07:002010-04-15T21:43:16.969-07:00Awwwww - I'm so glad you went to Pier 1! Beca...Awwwww - I'm so glad you went to Pier 1! Because you guys ARE amazing. So down-to-earth, so original, and SO FREAKING FUNNY. All the time. Uh-mazing.<br /><br />Keep fighting the good fight for us. We are your Twired, your h00rs, your huddled-over-our-computers masses yearning to break free (of vampire cesareans).<br /><br />We ARE the Forkheads.StothePnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-51214332757258724312010-04-15T21:34:46.884-07:002010-04-15T21:34:46.884-07:00Aww... The forkheads love you!!!
I never noticed...Aww... The forkheads love you!!!<br /><br />I never noticed the mayo jar getting low. Ever. <br /><br />The giant fork is just another sign of your amazingness. Just remember not to run around with it. It's all fun and games until someone gets their eye poked out.<br /><br /><3fangbangerhttp://www.twitter.com/antisocialangelnoreply@blogger.com