tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post4173945300313969298..comments2023-03-30T08:53:15.616-07:00Comments on Welcome To Forks, Y'all!: Things I Have In Common With Edward CullenAndee and Greyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17387640350636628141noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-36220242255038887922010-08-23T07:13:07.981-07:002010-08-23T07:13:07.981-07:00Jahni, I can only say thank the good Lord I wore m...Jahni, I can only say thank the good Lord I wore my hair in a ponytail today. I may be upgrading it to a bun after reading your comment, though.<br /><br />GAndee and Greyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17387640350636628141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-31728315776778075612010-08-22T14:16:52.209-07:002010-08-22T14:16:52.209-07:00True Story: When I was younger I had very long hai...True Story: When I was younger I had very long hair. I was standing beside the stand up oscillating fan in my bedroom (yes, a stand up fan in my bedroom..we were high rollers) and the fan's motor, protective cage and all SUCKED MY HAIR INTO THE BACK OF THE FAN AND HELD MY HEAD HOSTAGE WHILE MY FAMILY LAUGHED AT ME...and this happened more than once. I swear i'm not retarded...even though a certain online test may suggest otherwise.<br />ALSO<br />My Mema used to tell me stories of a girl she knew who also had very long hair and was standing next to a truck with the hood up and engine running and her hair got caught in the engine belts and it ripped her scalp off. Personally, I think she made the story up, but did I ever go near a raised truck hood without my hair tucked under a cap? No. WELCOME TO MY CHILD HOOD.Jahnihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04355828003876410889noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-29034466278640902572010-08-20T19:00:53.301-07:002010-08-20T19:00:53.301-07:00The air here is FULL of helicopters. FULL. We live...The air here is FULL of helicopters. FULL. We live near the Army's helicopter training base, so every day, those giant whirling metal birds of death are right above me, threatening to land in front of my vehicle as I zoom down the highway (with the music full blast, natch) and slice my head clean off my body. So yeah....I get your helicopter fear.<br /><br />I get it *very much*.<br /><br />GAndee and Greyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17387640350636628141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-16043206461862163842010-08-20T16:44:17.023-07:002010-08-20T16:44:17.023-07:00I've never considered the fact that I should b...I've never considered the fact that I should be afraid of the engine... but now I am. Thanks for that. <br /><br />You wanna know what really scares me? MORE THAN OTHER THINGS?!?!?<br /><br />Helicopter... blades. Are they called blades? I don't know but I had a dream about them once where this huge crowd of people wouldn't move and it still landed and cut the heads off of everyone and there was blood everywhere and I was running and crying THEN aliens got out of the helicopter and tried to chase me down to kill me with a laser gun filled with alien piss but you know what? <br /><br />I woke myself up before those bastards could get me. Then I woke up the boyfriend and told him the story and he gave me a Tylenol pm and turned on Twilight... NO MORE EVIL HELICOPTER/ALIEN PISS DREAMS!<br /><br />That got a little off subject. My apologies.fangbangerhttp://www.twitter.com/antisocialangelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6448486167508332698.post-72123363506768166982010-08-20T14:22:12.125-07:002010-08-20T14:22:12.125-07:00You are not alone (Free Willy! New and improved, n...You are not alone (Free Willy! New and improved, now with more Bindi Irwin!). The noise of vehicle engines doesn't bother me, but the movement of machinery in general scares the bajeesus out of me. Things could get sucked in! cut off! chewed up! pinched! mashed! I grew up and have worked in manufacturing environments. Anyone familiar with the lockout/tagout procedure? Anyone? No? Anyway. I would lockout/tagout my standing fans if The Man wouldn't scorn my wussy tendencies.<br /><br />Ceiling fans are da debil. Also, wholly unnecessary. One should only have standing fans. The kind whose blades are in a protective cage. The kind who could be locked out and tagged out.<br /><br />Half your Zoloft with me, Grey?StothePhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03059533956563848616noreply@blogger.com